Freedom!!!!

For those of you who have not noticed, Hermione, the false Voldemort, has been removed from my blog. Permanently. Until she is purged from potterwatch, I refuse to write their. Know, one and all, that I, the true Lord Voldemort, will no longer be writing there, only the imposter. Goodbye Potterwatch.

Bellatrix Le'strange

  After seeing the latest Harry Pot-head movie, a thought suddenly came to me. As Bellatrix was running through the Weasley's fields, laughing like the nut-case we ALL know she is, I realized that, well :You gotta' love that crazy witch. All that agree with me, say so! And NO, I don't mean love love, I mean she's a loveable character.... Sorta..... yeah..... I don't know anymore. Just Write people!

Re-Welcome All Dark and With Evil Intentions!

HHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Wow, it's been forever! This post is about revitalizing the blog. Also, my codolences Dumbledore- except I loved it! Ha ha ha ha ha haa! Your dead and i'm not! Yet!

                             WRITE! ALL OF YOU! WWWWRRRRRRIIIIIIIITTTTEEEEEE!!!!!

VAMPIRES!!!!!

Hey everyone, I just finished reading the books Twilight and New Moon. Here you can comment on them and the movie. How do you feel about the plot, and the characters. Would you be a human vampire or a werewolf? YOU DECIDE!!!!!!

I am the heir of Slytherin!

It has come to my attention that someone other than myself claims to be the heir of Slytherin.

This is a lie. Anyone who has any loyalty to that... that.... SLIME! Shall be hunted down until his whereabouts are known, and he is dead! Anyone who thinks or knows that these claims are false, should come to this post, until a time when this vermin is destroyed! That will be all.

Dragonpimples? Dumbledorkeydore? Or Even a ?

  Listen up everyone! This post allows you to create your own Hogwarts house! You get to name it, give it house colors, and give it a mascot! There are, however, some rules...

No plageurism (copying)

No using currently existing houses or mascots, though you may use any colors

No calling other peoples ideas stupid (Unless I tell you to)

And no touch'n of the historical artifacts!

THE POLLS ARE CLOSED!!!

Since you were all acting like blast-ended skrewts and saying *snorts in disgust* I'm the most annoying (Well I think it's S.T.L.) This post only allows you to talk about who you think is the stupidest character! Lets here it for Crabbe with a winning score of 66%!!!! And Goyle, Umbridge, and Malfoy coming in seconed with 1% each!!! Now you all can, and must defend your choices!!!

Now get to it and bring me a shrubbery!!!