I am the heir of Slytherin!

It has come to my attention that someone other than myself claims to be the heir of Slytherin.

This is a lie. Anyone who has any loyalty to that... that.... SLIME! Shall be hunted down until his whereabouts are known, and he is dead! Anyone who thinks or knows that these claims are false, should come to this post, until a time when this vermin is destroyed! That will be all.